Now, I know this has been far from weekly sarcasm, but I want to make it up to you. You want to hear a joke?
("Yes! Yes, I do Mark. You're soooo awesome.") Ok then. Ask me if I'm a tree. ("Are you a tree?") No.
("Yes! Yes, I do Mark. You're soooo awesome.") Ok then. Ask me if I'm a tree. ("Are you a tree?") No.